It has been a long time since I went to web dev school, in fact they don’t even offer my program anymore. BUT, even when I went to school WAY back in the days prior to .NET, no one put this much text on the screen:

I hate to bag on my home institution, Boise State University, but that image is the home page of Graduate Admissions. As if graduate school and college in general weren’t tough enough, they make you prove your literacy by BOMBARDING you with 2500 words before you can actually DO something or get real information.

So, dear Graduate College, if you want a hand fixing this, I can . . .